Top SoFla Spots for LeBron James' Homeless Jerseys
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| Flickr user: Keith Allison |
| What bum wants this jersey? |
This presents a number of issues. First, what self-respecting man would wear such an outdated piece of polyester? As delightful as it would be to watch LeBron drive by in his Hummer and spot a guy sipping Popov while sporting a giant No. 23, the chances of that happening are slim.
Second, there's the challenge of finding a reputable South Florida charitable organization,
one that won't burn the shirts to fuel its coke habits or hawk them to politicians in some bizarre Ponzi scheme.
Here are a few suggestions. Feel free to add your own:
-- The Coalition of Service and Charity shelter in Hollywood. This group already performs weddings for homeless people. Perhaps the jerseys will provide some special honeymoon attire?
-- Park West. Not technically a shelter, but this Miami neighborhood is a sure bet for finding hungry, homeless folks who may be less picky about their fashion choices.
-- South Beach. For visibility purposes, nothing beats SoBe. Since LeBron was so eager to party there, he'd be thrilled to discover some grandpa passed out on the sand in a stained "Witness" shirt, drooling happily all over the heirloom.
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