Mailboxes Are a Voodoo Doll for Cowards
|The Postmaster General's gonna be mighty pissed...|
Or maybe that's just the beginning of a campaign of terror. We can only imagine what will come next.
Here's an idea: Send the prosecutor spam email! With viruses, if that's not too much work. (Remember not to use an email address with your name spelled out.)
TP the house! Pelt it with eggs! Ring the doorbell... then run like the dickens! That would show her.
Or just save yourself a load of time and hire a decent defense lawyer.