CityPlace Now a Venue For Protesters; Let's Protest CityPlace
|CityPlace: Where they deliver lattes to the picket line|
After kicking out an artist (who had the audacity to set up an easel) and a woman whose t-shirt decried puppy mills, downtown West Palm's glorified outdoor mall announced yesterday that it would relax its protest rules to end a lawsuit from the American Civil Liberties Union. Just don't even try it under storefront awnings, people. Kapish?
As one of New Times's few Palm Beach residents, I started wondering: What would anyone have to protest at CityPlace? A cursory list of ideas, submitted for your approval:
- The wait at the Cheesecake Factory: Too long.
- The free samples at Williams-Sonoma: Not enough.
- Jeans at BCBG and Levi's: Too tight and your mother didn't raise you that way young lady.
- Tommy Bahamas: MORE TOMMY BAHAMAS (insert voracious senior citizens here)
And somehow, I think CityPlace is the one market where Palm Beach Puppies will be spared.