Seven Haikus About Chad Henne
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Most sensible sports writers would tell you they wouldn't want to judge him so early. They wouldn't want to wax poetic on the work of such a young player, no matter how impressive his wins might seem.
Not here though. Waxing poetic sounds just fine to us. So, in honor of number seven in aqua and orange, seven haikus about Chad Henne:
Mountain of a man
stand tall in the pocket Chad
don't throw it to Ginn
Forget Ann Arbor
surpress your Wolverine now
you've got bigger goals
The Tuna likes you
Dolphins fans need you to win
no time for mistakes
Ride that wildcat down
the field, with Ronnie, Ricky,
Bess, and all the rest
Other Chad's shoulder
torn asunder yet again
be brave, Chad Henne
Your path has been set
the course looks so pure and true
time is upon us
Arm of quick, cold steel
lead us. Seriously though,
don't throw it to Ginn.
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