Lauderdale Airport's Newest Carrier Announces Special Service to Customers Who've Never Had Sex

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Can't get laid? Well, maybe some free WiFi will cheer you up. Google is teaming up with the newest airline to serve Fort Lauderdale - Hollywood International Airport so that virgin travelers can have free internet.

Oh wait, maybe that's Virgin travelers? Haha. This is just a sample of the fun we can all have, now that Virgin America airlines willl be flying into FLL, beginning next month.

Seriously, though, how long till our local low-fare / low-brow carrier, Spirit Air, targets the Virgin market -- and the virgin market -- for some Mile High Club promotion of its own? Oops, again! Spirit's already played a similar angle.