Chad Henne Loves a Good Song About Chad Henne

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It's lewd. It's crude. It's a few years old. And damn, it's funny. In a press conference this afternoon, the Miami Dolphins new resident badass, Chad Henne, discussed some disparaging comments made by Jets players after Monday night's amazing come-from-behind victory. The remarks were nothing compared to a song created by Ohio State University fans while Henne played for rival Michigan. (Henne went 0-4 against OSU during his college career.)

"If you haven't heard that, it's a pretty good song," Henne told reporters. ""My fiancé actually has it on her iPod and she listens to it. She loves it. We just joke around, it's a good one."

This is the song. Lyrics, which include speculation on Henne's sexual abilities, after the jump.

From the Ohio State-crazy punk band, the Dead Schembechlers, the lyrics to "Chad Henne is a Motherfucking Joke":

 

CHAD HENNE IS A JOKE

A MOTHERFUCKING JOKE

HIS WOLVERINES ARE GONNA FUCKING CROAK

THEY CALL HIM DOCTOR CHOKE

BET ON HIM, YOU'LL GO BROKE

CAUSE CHAD HENNE IS A MOTHERFUCKING JOKE

 

CHAD HENNE IS A BITCH

A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH

AS WELCOME AS A CASE OF RECTAL ITCH

HIS GENDER HE SHOULD SWITCH

THE BUCK DEFENSE IT MAKES HIM TWITCH

CAUSE CHAD HENNE IS A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH

 

CHAD HENNE IS A DICK

A MOTHERFUCKING DICK

A FUCKED UP, STUCK UP, NASTY, WHINEY PRICK

HE CAN'T GET A CHICK

WHEN HE FUCKS HE COMES TO QUICK

CAUSE CHAD HENNE IS A MOTHERFUCKING DICK

 

CHAD HENNE IS A CLOWN

A MOTHERFUCKING CLOWN

THE BIGGEST CLOWN IN ALL ANN ARBOR TOWN

A LOSER ALL AROUND

YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU'RE GOING DOWN

CAUSE CHAN HENNE IS A MOTHERFUCKING CLOWN

CHAD HENNE IS A MOTHERFUCKING CLOWN

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