Don't Be Too Aware of Breast Cancer; It's Also Domestic Violence Awareness Month
October is Spina Bifida Awareness Month. And since you're not aware of what spina bifida is, you failed that one too.
By the way, why are you wasting time reading this blog when it's National Book Month?
OK, I'll make this easy: Starting October 25, it's Respiratory Care Week. To celebrate that one, breathe. Think you can handle that? Easier yet, today is World Sight Day -- if you opened your eyes, you're a winner.
Another easy score: Send a link of this post to all your friends. You'd be helping me celebrate National Self-Promotion Month.
In conclusion, I hope you have a great day. But if you think I'm sincere about that, then you're not observing National Sarcasm Awareness Month.