A Caper That's Genius for Its Simplicity

• You've gotta be kidding! The Quran burning event is an inane catastrophe to the US population! Did Terry Jones lose track of the Golden Rule? Treat other people like you want to be treated! There will undoubtedly be an international backlash against this stupid event. Just watch.

• Ive only got a month still to go, until our little baby boy is born. I can feel my nesting instincts kick in.

• some employee has a lot of explaining to do if they neglected the procedure usually required by the insurance policy - take the customer's drivers license first, then show the diamond. the thief probably planned for that, too. he would have just looked at the diamond, and moved on to another store in search of a lazy employee. the track shoes should have been a clue, too. just kidding.

• >> The suspect was last seen wearing a polo shirt. That's a dead giveaway.

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