Boca Dateline Spoils Reality Show Suspense

That's the trailer for Megan Wants a Millionaire, VH1's most recent attempt to exploit the world's most loathsome people. As you can see, the conceit for this show is to finally score a sugar daddy for Megan Hauserman, who's famous for... being dumped? On TV? Yes, and there's loads of cheeseball millionaires for her to choose from, some of whom might even be straight. The show debuted last night, but the promoters blundered mightily by inviting a reporter to interview Hauserman last week, after the show had finished taping, from the one location on the planet that makes it obvious she's still looking for Mr. Right Millionaire. From the Boston Herald:

"I'm not just looking for a man with money, I'm looking for a loving husband with money," Hauserman said last week while tanning on a beach in Boca Raton, Fla. "It's a much more interesting version than 'The Bachelorette.' The guys are older, they're serious about finding a wife and serious about getting married. They get to personalize things and they get to spend their own money on me."

Good to see she's finally catching on. Now don't just settle for any Boca millionaire. Get one who won't make you sign a prenup and who's got all his money offshore, so when he gets busted for fraud you can still live the good life.