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They're coming. In swarms. From north to south. The killer bees, capable of assuming sphere shapes and terminating humans, with extreme prejudice. Yes, before they struck the Broward Correctional Institution yesterday
, the little bastards wreaked havoc in St. Lucie County. A few months ago, the TC Palm fielded a report
that bees had taken over an abandoned house. Of which there's an alarmingly large supply 'round here. The witness, Jim Mellons, painted a horrifying picture with words.
"I looked over and there was a double-basketball sized ball of bees on that window over there," said Mellons.
So basically, Jim, we're talking about a goddamned fitness ball that stings? Have fun with that, Miami-Dade. They're comin' your way.