Amber Alert: Where's the Blond?
|Kristin and Amber in happier, simpler times|
Lyon is actually a decent TV reporter (check out some clips here), but she never fit in on the morning show. But then again, neither does anyone else, and I think the show is strangely worse without her. Gone is the brimming-under-the-surface tension between her and Kristin that sometimes made the thing watchable. Amber would say something off the wall and the more polished (too polished?) Kristin would be like, "Dumb bitch!" Only she wouldn't say it; she would think it. It seemed destined for an oiled-up cage match to the death. Anyway, I leave you with a drinking game idea recently sent the Pulp's way by John Reid:
You know what would be a great idea? Tivo the morning show and run it at night as a . Anytime they do something that makes you ashamed to be a journalist, take a shot.
Like referring to Alex Sink as a man.
Or having that movie reviewer speak. About anything. Ever.
Or having Sharp-Dressed John sing.
Guaranteed you'll be shitfaced within an hour.