Granted, "stimulus packages" sound a lot more telegenic than they actually are. But one would think that a desperate, trillion-dollar attempt to save the American economy would be a sure thing for the top spot on TV newscast. And it might have been until fire struck in Plantation (pictured).
Nobody was killed. Nobody was injured. But -- and this is a big-ass "but" -- we have video. (Video link available on WSVN's homepage.)