Will Seiler Be Slimed?
Seiler's clearly the frontrunner, and so he's smart to keep his guard up, I suppose. It's just that, well, I didn't know Seiler was to be slimed until his robotic self called to warn me, and if he was to be slimed, wouldn't it have already happened, considering polls open in less than 24 hours?
Or maybe he's worried that voters will google him before they go to the polls. If they type in "Jack Seiler mayor" it brings up this page first.
I'll try to reach Seiler this afternoon.