Sports

May the Best Mummified Coach Win

By Thomas Francis Wed., Dec. 17 2008 at 11:07 AM
Categories: Sports
grumpy old men.jpgNow that Joe Paterno's landed a brand new three-year contract, just a few days before his 82nd birthday, the pressure's on Florida State's dad-gum head coach Bobby Bowden to get a four-year contract.

The two old coots are currently running 1-2 in career victories. JoePa has 383. Bowden has 381. The U's Randy Shannon is a distant...something...with 12 career victories.

-- Thomas Francis

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