Where's the Help Team When You Need It?
Seriously, the Sun-Sentinel's news-you-can-use crew, so quick to report on stop signs and chuckholes and banana peels on the sidewalk, had better hustle down to Hollywood Boulevard. A Juice correspondent tells me that the Tri-Rail crossing has malfunctioned and traffic's backed up somethin' fierce. If you're working late and contemplating a trip to downtown Hollywood -- I know, good one, right? -- avoid this I-95 exit like The Plague.
-- Thomas Francis