David Kalb Beats The 'King'

By Bob Norman Fri., Sep. 5 2008 at 8:21 AM

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A warehouse worker named David Kalb got a chance to play Lebron James in a game of horse on Wednesday after winning a contest. Here's the way Kalb promo'd the event:

Kalb routed James in two games. I love this stuff.

The shot in the warehouse might be most uncanny shot I've ever seen. But James has more than Kalb to worry about; he better get ready for Dwyane Wade. After a horrible year (for him), his Olympian expoits indicate he's back to his Flash/Superman form. The Heat should compete, along with the Dolphins. Ricky Williams (how I love that man) and Ronnie Brown are both at top of their games and should give Miami one of the NFL's best backfields. My prediction is they go .500. (Anybody want to take that bet?)

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Bob, Yes, I guess I do need a vacation. I just get weary of people "blogging" with self-righteous impunity, not feeling responsible for what they write and then publish to the world. I honestly think that if human spent more time working out their conflicts in person, instead of by remote control or from behind a web page, we'd have fewer conflicts. That was the intent of my last note. You can ignore this if you like. As you said, the reality of actually meeting personally is "batshit crazy". Not sure what that means, but it sound inadvisable. Good luck with your blogging. I hope you achieve what you're hoping to. Stan
Stan, I really don't want you to jump in San Diego Bay, but I really am worried about you. We don't have an issue; you might, but I don't. And the idea of meeting to work this non-issue out peacefully seems very close to batshit crazy. For those of you who are wondering what the hell this is about, last year Stan felt that I had violated his copyright. Here's a passage from the post: "Tue Oct 02, 2007 at 09:00:37 AM Before I get to Broward Health (former North Broward Health District) CEO Alan Levine's email to the Pulp, let me share a couple of odds and ends. First, some former reporter is claiming that the Pulp is violating his copyright for the title "Notes From The Corporate Underground" for a May 29 post that included Bob Gremillion's farewell email to the Sun-Sentinel staff when he went off to become a master and commander of Big American Media. Here's what the guy, Stan Sewitch, wrote: Your use of the blog title "Notes from the (Corporate) Underground" is a violation of my copyright for the title "Notes from the Corporate Underground", which is the title of my newspaper column in the San Diego Daily Transcript dating back to 2002, and also the title of my book published in 2005. Please cease using this blog title. Please contact me if you have any questions. Thank you, Stan Sewitch CEO HRG / KI Investment Holdings, LLC Needless to say I'd never heard of this extremely obscure book, but sure enough, here's the Amazon page. I want to tell Stan to take his Kenpo-practicing, Chang Ba-playing ass and jump in San Diego Bay. We're both ripping off Dostoevsky, after all, though I seriously doubt ol' Fyodor would mind. But Stan, you anal little bastard, I'll forward this to the lawyers and see what they say." Now Stan, you pop back up almost a year later? You do need a vacation -- but, seriously, the weather is HORRIBLE this time of year in South Florida.
You replied to my e-mail regarding the use of "Notes from the Underground", with the following: "I want to tell Stan to take his Kenpo-practicing, Chang Ba-playing ass and jump in San Diego Bay." If you would truly like to do this, I can make myself available, in person, at a location convenient for us. I find that when people have an opportunity to face each other in close proximity, good manners and peaceful solutions are more likely to occur. Stan

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