One The Help Team Missed

• If it had only been an iBear. Then, the Help Team definitely would not have missed it.

• As it is written, "Only a fool will stick his finger in a blind man's ear."

• what do you expect from a self proclaimed "Mom I'd Like to F#@K"??

• Wanda, sweetie, are you serious? I mean really? The bear symbolized sexual predators that lurk the internet manipulating our youth.

• I don't get it. Is this supposed to be funny? Because if it is, I think it's sick what with all the horrible stuff on the internet that some people think is so great. Besides, the idea of being eaten by a horrible bear with rabies is enough to give a child nightmares.

• Pulp, I can't believe YOU would have anything that you wouldn't want your children to know of...amazing!

• You're only kidding yourself if you think your kid doesn't know where your stash is. You're only fooling yourself, as I was. You'll see

• And I was spared a hangover. didn't tie one on this weekend. if i just didn't have those snooping kids around all the time ... it's getting to where i hide stuff from my 13-year-old the way i hid stuff from my mom. sorta sad, but quite satisfyingly ironic.

• ... the Help Team was spared from the layoffs! Because they're so helpful and stuff.

• This is the perfect example of a story that won't get covered with all the newspaper layoffs across the country. And people will continue living their sad lives, ignorant to the facts of rabid, child-eating bears.

• Feel better now, Bob? Rough weekend? Still hung over?

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