Jesus Is War

• "Of course, a driving force is their desire for Armageddon -- and they war in the Middle East as their ticket to the End Times." I assume you meant 'the war'. Anyway, this is a common misconception among American leftists. Armageddon has nothing to do with a war on Iran or any other war except war on Israel. And who don't the Christians want to see attacked? Israel. It's in the Bible. Do the research. You may be surprised to know that I am not an American conservative, but a Canadian Liberal. We spend money on education up here and not insane wars in places like Viet Nam and Iraq. So, by all means, carry on and be grateful you weren't in a mood to attack Islam. I think, however, that you will be defending Islam as your head rolls across the floor.

• Our Father who art, if you're not too busy, would you please deliver us from the following Trinity from Hell.... ISRAEL - Like what have they ever done for me except spy on my country, demand $3 billion a year of my tax dollars, plus a steady stream of military supplies? Frankly, as nations go, Israel has gone from Paul Newman in Exodus to a land of religious fanatics and beligerant assholes. CUBA - A racist, class-driven Banana Republic that sucked long before Castro and will continue to suck long after he's gone. Again, like Israel, it's a country and a people without which the world (and especially South Florida)would be a much better and more peaceful place. JESUS FREAKS - Like Neo-Nazis, Hip-Hop and Smut films, these people give freedom of speech a bad name. Plus, a careful reading of the New Testament suggests these people couldn't carry gentle Jesus' holy jock strap. In other words Lord ... enough is enough! Because, Great Sprit, while praying for Peace seems a lost cause, is it asking too much of Your devine mercy to grant us some worldly Quiet by causing the Israelies, Cubans, Evangelical Christians and all the other noisey True Believers to shut the fuck up???!!!???? AMEN.

• God is love. Love is blind. Ray Charles is blind. Therefore... God's a blind black pianist singing "Georgia's on my mind".

• Come on Bob -- This article should be on the "Who Gives a Shit" Channel. Where is the new article about JAAB that was promised. Have you pressed Billy boy on why he didn't include an apology to the family of the 16 year old he outed? How is it that he's "back onto the reservation"? STOP THE PRESSES. Get back to blogging about other blogs who have an overinflated sense of self-importance.

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