A New Low For Hollywood

• Bob, You missed another funny as hell picture that was in last Sunday's Herald. Alan with the Village People and possibly the same babe at "Seminole Vegas" during the Art and Culture bash. Now, you know, Alan is a great afficionado of art and culture, or is it MONEY and vulgarity? Disney toons screwing? Or Batman banging Robin? Or maybe that wasn't Alan in the picture at all. Maybe he was at Rigoletto's place with the gangsters from "Some Like It Hot!" Or maybe he was hanging out with the other bad guys fron the old Superman TV series! Asa

• Rumor is that one of Koslow's contracts with a wealthy developer to negotiate millions of dollars worth of free land and tax breaks included one pesky clause: "Developer shall give lobbyist one leather coat worn during the filming of Blade II." Some say Wesley Snipes even signed the tag: "To Alan, The Other Hollywood's Star." Of course, that's all rumor.

• She's got a passing resemblance to Cynde Urfer, the society editor (or former) at the Sun Sentinel. But as Ahnold would say: "Uh-uh, to puhrfect." My next guess would be that she's the Princess of Pomplona, and she saved Koslow before he was almost swallowed whole during the running of the bulls. I'll keep the crazy guesses to myself.

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