Did Death Metal Guitarist Foil Robbery, Kill Crackhead?
The internet is abuzz with rumors that Phil Fasciana, the guitarist for death metal band Malevolent Creation, shot and killed a man during an attempted robbery in or around Fort Lauderdale. There are also counter-rumors that the story is unverifiable and that Fasciana is a lying "douche turd." The Juice attempts to get to the bottom of the story.
On the Fourth of July, the website Blabbermouth.net quoted Fasciano as saying that he went into a convenience store to buy chocolate milk and was assaulted by a man with a gun.
"I nearly shit myself," the website quotes him as saying, "because the dude looked wacked out of his mind and fired four shots directly at me and I went down to the ground because I thought I was surely shot. After about 30 seconds, I realized I was not hit at all and the shooter thought I was dead or injured and started attacking the store worker when I snuck up behind the burglar and talked [to] him and took the gun out of his hands and told him to get out of the store. He then reached in his sock and pulled another gun out and pointed it at me and that's when I fired two shots into his head, killing him instantly!"
He added, "Needless to say, all charges have been dropped and the store owner has offered me a lifetime of chocolate milk! Ha Ha!"
But the plot thickened when a competing website, RockRadio.co.uk, got in touch with a Fort Lauderdale detective, who says there have been no murders in July. (More after the jump)





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