Ten Songs That Could Be Used in Marijuana Commercials

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It's coming. Medical marijuana is legal in California. Colorado has decriminalized it. It's only a matter of time before marijuana is legal throughout this fine land.

Like any other product for sale, those in charge of slinging weed are going to need commercials to sell their wares. Fortunately, popular music has been singing love songs to marijuana for the last fifty years. Here are ten that are totally ready to be used as ad jingles for that gooey, green ganja.

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Gun Hoes Embrace the South Florida Sleaze: "It's Really About Fun for Us"

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If a band could sound like a drunken sex party on the beach, the Gun Hoes are it.

Busting out song after song of surf-tinged, fuzzed-out garage punk, singer/guitarist Gabe Miranda, drummer Anthony Hernandez, and one of a few bass-playing friends, get the late-night crowds dancing all over Miami and Fort Lauderdale.

The rock and roll duo have known each other for about six years. The most significant pre-band memory Miranda remembers is of Hernandez showing up to high school "randomly" wearing a Winnie The Pooh costume. The great irony of that is he spends a lot of time behind the set shirtless, representing those of us with a healthy field of chest hair.

The hair may or may not speak for the band, and who knows what its visibility says, but Hernandez bares it on the cover of their jangling 2012 EP, 1%er. Miranda promises a new album is coming this summer, and says the month-old single "Satisfy Me" is proof that he's got a whole lot of songs written that just need to be recorded.

The Gun Hoes are one of 19 South Florida bands playing the Block x Blog festival in Fort Lauderdale on April 20. Winnie The Pooh won't be behind the drums, but the meaning of the term "cock rock" is probably going to be redefined once or twice.

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- Least Active Member of the Gun Hoes, Drummer Anthony Hernandez, Talks YOLO and Tons of Shit
- The Gun Hoes' Gabe Miranda on Horrible Early Recordings and LSDoom

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Five Reasons Bone Thugs-N-Harmony Should Start Selling Weed in Florida

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Bone Thugs and Harmonizer Flesh-N-Bone needs to move to Florida, join the legalization movement, "fill 'em on up with the icky, sticky," and then bathe in money.
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony didn't just invent the quick-tongued R&B-rap style that spawned a thousand A$APs and Kendrick Lamars.

They are also one of the most 420 friendly ensembles in the history of hip-hop. All rappers love weed. But none with the insatiability of Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, who would smoke their own mothers if they heard it would get them high.

Until then, thuggish ruggish affiliate Flesh-N-Bone has developed his own strain of weed, dubbed "Phifty Caliber Kush," to be sold at dispensaries in states where medicinal marijuana is legal. As experts in narco-trafficking pop stars, we think that if Flesh is serious about starting his herbal investment, it's high time the rapper brought that ish to Florida. Here are five reasons Bone Thugs and Flesh-N-Bone should slang trees in the Sunshine State. More »

2 Chainz Arrested for Weed and Forced to Pose with Cops: Hilarious, Police Brutality, or Both?

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As reported by our sister blog, Crossfade, rapper 2 Chainz was arrested last night at "a routine traffic stop" for possession of marijuana.

This should surprise no one.

What's actually notable about this still-developing story, Chainz was forced to pose for a fan photograph with the officers that locked him up.

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Bluntin' Bieber: Degenerate Pop Star is the Pothead-to-Watch in 2013

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The holidays are over, but Biebz is still all 'bout dem trees. 
Hey everybody, guess who just looooves marijuana.

If you answered Cheech, Chong, the states of Colorado and/or Washington, Puff the Magic Dragon, Snoop Dogg Lion, or President Jimmy Carter, you would be right.

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Justin Bieber Was Allegedly Caught Smoking Weed Before Paparazzo's Death

But in 2013, it seems there's a new sheriff in town. A new sheriff of weed that is.

After the jump, County Grind is proud to present the latest chapter in Justin Bieber's spiral downward into degeneracy.

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Ten Pictures of Chris Brown and His Bros Smoking Mad Reefer in Amsterdam

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Chris Brown is clearly battling some demons. 
There's no doubt in our mind that pop-singer and perpetrator of domestic violence Chris Brown is -- straight up -- addicted to marijuana.

But if the past few days worth of e-content have been any indication, he may have a parallel addiction that is just as serious if not even more so.

Chris Brown is addicted to the internet.

More specifically, he's addicted to the internet as a vehicle for communicating his insatiable lust for marijuana. Most recently, Brown went on an Instagram spree documenting his and his posse's mad reefer burning while in Amsterdam. Check the jump for County Grind's ten favorite shots from the sesh.

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Rihanna Drops Out of Life with Bong in Hand: Her Five Next Stoner Moves

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Rihanna poses with Warren G, Snoop Dogg, and a two foot long blunt.
At least once a week, Top 40 pop-rap-EDM megastar, Rihanna, reminds the internet that she smokes weed. A lot of it.

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- Is Rihanna Redefining Her Image with Seapunk SNL Performance?

When she's not posing for 420 friendly Instagram pix or puffin' trees at musical festivals, the Barbadian singer has been known to roll a blunt while smoking another one.

We can see where this is going.

And we're luvin' it!

Here are five predictions for Rihanna's next big public displays of stonerdom.
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Bleeding Palm Makes Jared Cole's Toker Productions Eighth-Annual Fest-Ovis Even More Stoner-Friendly

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All photos by BleedingPalm.com

As you know, we over at County Grind celebrated April 20, the international day for stoners, by bringing you traditional pot songs covered by our area's musicians. To wrap up this smoky week, Bleeding Palm and County Grind went down to Jared Cole's Toker Productions' eighth-annual Fest-Ovis at the Grey Area. Cole brought out DJ Immortal, Static Moon, and Hollywood's Boxwood along with other awesome acts. We bounced on a trampoline in the back to '90s electronic music and watched some people light up and jam out. 

Check out some scenes from the madness right here. Animated, in color, and in craziness. 

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County Grind's Chronic Cover Songs for 420 Downloadable Compilation

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Editor's note: If you grew up in South Florida, you've lived a delightfully half-baked existence. You've definitely smoked the stickiest crippy and the worst Jamaican schwag. County Grind got all  stoned and thought, why not ask these toasty South Florida musicians to give us a taste of their favorite pot-inspired songs in preparation for 420? This Chronic Cover series introduces you to both songs about weed and local talents. For the full list, click here

Merely a spliff and a dream and County Grind was on its way to creating the compilation Chronic Cover Songs for 420. We at New Times Broward-Palm Beach very much love the artists from our area. So when we asked them to send us cover songs about pot and they obliged, we were tickled pink, or green, or something. Anyway, we were thrilled. 

Hope you enjoy this mix as much as we enjoyed piecing it together. Here's a downloadable version of the mix. Share it with your good friend, Mary Jane.

Happy 420, stoners! 



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Chronic Cover Songs for 420: A Band in Heaven Tears Up Tom Petty's "Mary Jane's Last Dance"

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Editor's note: If you grew up in South Florida, you've lived a delightfully half-baked existence. You've definitely smoked the stickiest crippy and the worst Jamaican schwag. County Grind got all  stoned and thought, why not ask these toasty South Florida musicians to give us a taste of their favorite pot-inspired songs in preparation for 420? This Chronic Cover series introduces you to both songs about weed and local talents. For the full list, click here.

We couldn't have smoked up a better idea for a grand finale to our Chronic Covers Songs series than this grimy cover of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers' "Mary Jane's Last Dance." The good times ultimately come to an end; with every high comes a low, a crash, a climax. This number was written by Gainesville's Americana rock pride, Tom Petty. When Ates Isildak, frontman for West Palm Beach distortion-heavy dream pop unit the band in Heaven confirmed that his sludge-fueled band had chosen "Mary Jane's Last Dance" as its contribution to our compilation, our mind yelled: "Bingo!"

The local scene's most mind-bending group covering arena rock's most renowned stoner (those who have attended a Tom Petty concert will attest to the voluminous amount of homegrown smog that permeates the air during the musician's set)... we couldn't have scripted it better if we tried.

Although Petty has never gone on the record about the song's theme, and even though he throws in some nonsense about an "Indiana Girl" and "those Indiana Nights," every pothead worth his weight in kind bud knows what this 1993 classic is about. It's a goodbye love song, a kiss-off to the giddy, overindulgent psychotropic times.
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