Guess Where I'm Peeing: Pretty Pink Princess Edition

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Guess Where I'm Peeing is toilet humor, plain and simple, set in the scenic restrooms of South Florida. We post 'em, you name 'em.

Guess Where I'm Peeing is back. Not unlike a turd that won't flush, our favorite brand of commode humor has floated back to the surface with a renewed tenacity.

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Guess Where I'm Peeing: A Hole in the Ground

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Guess Where I'm Peeing is toilet humor, plain and simple, set in the scenic restrooms of South Florida. We post 'em, you name 'em.

For this edition of GWIP, we bring you to a spicy, spacious water closet in a well-traveled restaurant-bar in Broward County. The air in this dark haunt smells of tequila and lust, and, as you'll see in the photo below, there are few pretenses here. That said, there aren't many better places to spend a rainy day drinking margaritas with strangers.

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Guess Where I'm Peeing: Curtains, Sand, Sangria

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Guess Where I'm Peeing is toilet humor, plain and simple, set in the scenic restrooms of South Florida. We post 'em, you name 'em.

Today's episode features a taste of Key West, way up in Palm Beach County where the suburbanites roam. There's sand beneath the tables, and many flavors of strong sangria. The popular open mic night attracts a delightfully quirky cross-section of performers, including the occasional off-key yodeler.

In the tiny ladies' bathroom, privacy is a serious challenge. There are no stalls separating the two toilets, just curtains -- brown ones -- that provide a flimsy illusion of modesty. You can't help but wonder who cleans them.

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Guess Where I'm Peeing: Featuring Elvis and Snoop

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Guess Where I'm Peeing is toilet humor, plain and simple, set in the scenic restrooms of South Florida. We post 'em, you name 'em.

In previous editions of GWIP, we've given you Irish Eyes, a beautiful beach scene, and a large vagina. This time is truly special, though: We have guest appearances from two icons of American music... in the painted-on-tile-in-a-bathroom form.
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GWIP: A Beautiful Beach Scene... in the Bathroom

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Guess Where I'm Peeing is toilet humor, plain and simple, set in the scenic restrooms of South Florida. We post 'em, you name 'em.

For this GWIP, we take you to a urinal with scenic beauty. Yes, the air may smell like a foul combination of stale beer, vomit, and stray urine, but these painted walls take you to a different, more peaceful world.

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Guess Where I'm Peeing: Naked Ladies on the Walls (NSFW)

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Guess Where I'm Peeing is toilet humor, plain and simple, set in the scenic restrooms of South Florida. We post 'em, you name 'em.

In this episode, we bring you to an ultimate locals bar in North Broward. The bathrooms at this place are somewhat legendary, mostly because of the sexy photos in both the men's and women's restrooms.

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Guess Where I'm Peeing: A Touch of Irish Class

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Guess Where I'm Peeing is toilet humor, plain and simple, set in the scenic restrooms of South Florida. We post 'em, you name 'em.

For the premiere of our newest, most tasteless feature, we bring you to a bathroom stall in a popular Fort Lauderdale haunt. If you happen to see a New Times staffer here drinking, he or she generally means business.

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