Michele Eve Sandberg
Sweet penis lollipops! The irreverent and titillating porn convention Exxxotica bathed Fort Lauderdale in pasties, asscheeks, pleather, and whips for the second year in a row.
And, perverts that we are, we went back to speak with porn stars, horny folks, those who peddle BSDM gear, and other attendees of the sparkly sort about topics that will make you tingle and cringe. Oh yes, cringe.
The following video will make you feel a wonderful mix of arousal and embarrassment -- like how you felt in high school, if high school were a porn palace.
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