|Modernage says, "Let's party!"|
A wise man once said, "Ain't no party like a New Times party 'cause a New Times party don't stop."
But what accounts for this seemingly infinite production of decadent raging and overindulgence? In other words, why
are our parties so awesome?
The two-pronged answer is part of a longstanding tradition of histrionic revelry dating back to the Socratic orgies of Ancient Greece: Dank food and even danker booze.
Killer tunes don't hurt either.
Lucky for you, us, and everybody in South Florida with an invested interest in getting lit on the cheap, New Times
' next nuclear meltdown-style soiree, Beerfest 2013, has got all three.See also
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