When did Nicki become British? Why is she all up Madonna and Lady Gaga's ass on this one? Nicki, you've got style, albeit shitty style, but it's yours. Embrace it. 

Minaj's ridiculous narrative that ran through her set on Britney Spears' Femme Fatale tour was just a tiny taste of the total moronic grandeur and fantasy-gone-wrong that was "Roman Holiday," a performance reminiscent of another musical persona obsessed with grandeur and himself. Meatloaf. That's right, we said it. Meatloaf. 

Ladies and gentleman, it's Grammy night. Here on County Grind, we're doing something a little extra special for it. That's right, we're live blogging all the shenanigans. Are you an Adeleophile? Or are you totally over her? Are you just as confused as we are about this "Dance/Electronica" segment that features the Foo Fighters AND Chris Brown? Why is Chris Brown even allowed to perform at the Grammys?

We'll be covering all this nonsense, shit talking, and exchanging hilarious banter that might drive you to drink, but bet it'll be more fun than watching the Walking Dead premiere. Ok, maybe not, but please join in the fun as Music Editor Liz Tracy and Club Editor Betsey J. Denberg live blog the 54th Annual Grammy Awards.

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We here at County Grind will watch and live-blog from South Florida this weekend. We couldn't find it in our hearts to ignore such a huge display of star worship. 

Expect to read things you don't like. Criticism of Adele? You betcha. Crap-talking on Rihanna. Oh, yeah. Praise of Lady Gaga? Likely. It'll be a live blog you won't soon forget.

We'll take it easy on Paul McCartney, considering he's a Beatle and winning the 2012 MusiCares Person of the Year award. The rest of you, you're fair game. Like the Foo Fighters, Deadmau5, and Lil Wayne's electronic tribute? We'll see about all that. 

Tune in and come over to County Grind. We'll be your Grammy date on Sunday, February 12, at 8 p.m.