Rap Shirts for White People Are Painfully Accurate

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But, are white girls really known for their self-respect? We're not slut shaming or whatever; bet the term "White Girl Wasted" isn't just a term. Also, to every Nicki Minaj, there's an Iggy Azalea, and more obviously, the culture-snatching extraordinaire herself, Miley Cyrus. Well, we guess if we can pretend white girls twerking is supercool, we can pretend that self-respect brings all the boys to the yard.

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All I want for my birthday, is an organic acai berry smoothie.

That was fun, wasn't it? We like these shirts so much, we came up with some of our own. Enjoy:

"She gotta soy latte, so I call her Soy Latte."

"Wake up (drank)/ Omelet (drank)/ Gmail (drank)/ Promotion (drank)"

"You down with GOP? Yeah, you know me."

"Gap city bitch, Gap, Gap city bitch."

"I gotta rufie in my pocket and my frat bros do too!"

"Got my in-laws in Utah, and we're gonna go camping."

"I'm liable to go Michael, take your pick. J-Fox, Schumacher, Douglas, Wall Street."

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This is the dumbest thing I have seen on the net for weeks.  There is nothing clever at all, and rarely any obvious attempt at humor.  Also most of the statements are simply stupid and wrong.  I hate this and whoever created it simply because it existed close enough for me to come across.


OMG it is obviously satire-with a tag of "Talking Shit". Get over yourselves.


Rap shirts for black people

 "I'm a rapper bitch, cuz I can't play hoops, but I'ma fuck you up"

"Rap, because works too hard"

"Hiphop, cuz I can bang skeezy white girls"

"Street culture. Books are for faggots"

"Tupac, Biggie, all my heroes killt by the whiteman"


Why would a white person wallow in lowly ghetto culture?

Shawn Weaver
Shawn Weaver

Attention all rockers of the solar federation...attention all rockers of the solar federation....we have assumed control..we have assumed control.....

Robin D Revak
Robin D Revak

Except this is disgusting and unrealistically implies that all white people have money and privilege which is wrong. Does a white person growing up on the streets have less "street cred" than a black person just because they happen to be white?

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