Rap Shirts for White People Are Painfully Accurate
But, are white girls really known for their self-respect? We're not slut shaming or whatever; bet the term "White Girl Wasted" isn't just a term. Also, to every Nicki Minaj, there's an Iggy Azalea, and more obviously, the culture-snatching extraordinaire herself, Miley Cyrus. Well, we guess if we can pretend white girls twerking is supercool, we can pretend that self-respect brings all the boys to the yard.
All I want for my birthday, is an organic acai berry smoothie.
That was fun, wasn't it? We like these shirts so much, we came up with some of our own. Enjoy:
"She gotta soy latte, so I call her Soy Latte."
"Wake up (drank)/ Omelet (drank)/ Gmail (drank)/ Promotion (drank)"
"You down with GOP? Yeah, you know me."
"Gap city bitch, Gap, Gap city bitch."
"I gotta rufie in my pocket and my frat bros do too!"
"Got my in-laws in Utah, and we're gonna go camping."
"I'm liable to go Michael, take your pick. J-Fox, Schumacher, Douglas, Wall Street."