Ultra 2014 Superlatives: Grumpiest Cat, Most Revealing Raver, and More!
Largest Kandi Biceps
Fashion tip! If you didn't have time to pump up your arms with endless dumbell curls, you can create the illusion of swollen biceps with beads.
Most Likely to Get Twitter Followers
Don't lie, you just logged in to Twitter to follow this chick.
Most Literal Ravers
These two girls took candy to heart and nipple and bum with these sugary sweet ensembles.
Most Normal People at Ultra
These must have been the children of a vendor or maybe the festival's CFO. Why else would two seemingly well-adjusted dudes be hanging out at a grimy, bass-inflated shitshow? (We know one good reason, not to be mentioned here, and it has five letters.)