Meet the Beefcakes of Ultra Music Festival
This guy's as serious about his pecs as he is about that tribal tat on his boob.
See also: Ultra Music Festival 2014 Day Two
On the Batman scale, he's hotter than Val Kilmer, not as hot as Bale. (Sorry, bro. No one beats the Bale!)
Our pupils are as huge as dinner plates looking at this dance-club Adonis.
Bow to the King of Ultra! Bow down! And then do some reps while you're down there, you skinny fucks.
Bro. No, bro. But bro. Yeah, bro? Bro. GTL!!!