The Ten People You'll Meet Out in Hollywood, Florida
2. The Mysterious Broward Hipster
Elusive as can be, the Broward hipsters exist in the shadows. Mostly, they hibernate at home, anxiously waiting for Netflix to put Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind back online. Their presence in Hollywood is transient, as they often slide through to Fort Lauderdale or Lake Worth instead, in search of Radio-Active Records or Coastars Coffee Bar, where they'll sit in the corner reading Lolita. Perhaps a few nights, if you look closely enough, you can find them begrudgingly sipping a PBR at PRL.
1. The Fab Homegirl
Traveling in troupes of at least eight, these girls love to go out to Oakwood on Saturday nights, luring their brother's older friends to buy them Coke Icees for six dollars. If they're not catching the new Step Up movie, they're most likely watching some hackneyed horror film. Throughout the whole thing, they'll shout out things about how "dis bitch" shouldn't go in "that sketchy-ass building" and how "ho had it coming" when she gets killed off.