5 St. Patrick's Day Party Tips

Categories: Things To Do

Alex Markow

If you really dig fun and love to booze, then March 17 is likely your favorite time to party. Saint Patrick's Day is a fantastic time to revel in pure drunkenness dressed like a deranged leprechaun. Sure, it's about being "Irish," but let's be honest, you're probably not Irish. You probably haven't met more than a handful of actual Irish people in your whole life! And that's OK. You can still celebrate St. Paddy's Day to its fullest potential. You just may need a few tips on how to handle today with all the spirit of a shitfaced Colin Farrell.

5. Watch Darby O'Gill and the Little People While Getting Dressed
If you've never seen this movie, get it now, and watch it as you prepare to look like one of the little people. Even though Sean Connery is a Scott, he totally pulled off the whole Irish thing. One warning though, beware the freaky-ass banshee scene. It is what childhood nightmares are made of.

4. Wear ALL Green, You Party Pooper
This is so simple. When you wear all green, everyone knows you're the life o' the party. And, also, no one will pinch you. If you can't manage to wear any green today, we're sorry, you deserve to be brutalized by angry pinching fingers.

3. Do the Jig or Something Like It
Get on the computer and google Lord of the Dance. Sure, you think you're too cool to do a fake jig, but it is actually a mating dance. Michael Flatley is like a straight up p*$*y magnet! Try it tonight, see what happens. You won't go home alone.

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