Ten Best Pickup Spots in Fort Lauderdale
9. Cavalry Chapel
Alex Markow Himmarshee is indeed horny.
Another unconventional choice you probably didn't see coming, but marinate on it for a minute. Think about this: The type of people who attend Cavalry Chapel break the model from the traditional Christian Bible-thumping set. Sure, there's a lot of Jesus talk at the services, but most who go to this stadium-sized, Disney-meets-Lamb-of-God show have grown tired of standard Christian services. These folks are looking for something else. There's a void there to explore here. At Cavalry, you'll find a good number of reformed bad girls who just met up with JC again and ex-convicts who have found a better way of living. And everyone comes in their Sunday best. It's high fashion meets New Testament in these confines. All are eager to meet their next "soulmate." That, my friends, could be you. Remember: Wear khakis, bring Bible.
10. Any Dive Bar in Himmarshee
With so many options to choose from, it's impossible for us to select just one Himmarshee haunt as the number-one spot to pick up. Singles, just take up the whole block. Seriously. This part of town is just one big meat market. Sure there are some nuances, like if you'd like to get with a guy who's into local bands and craft beer, Poor House may be your choice. Or if you're looking for a frat guy/sorority gal who just wants to have a good time, Tarpon Bend may be the place for you. But with as much drinking and revelry, the lines are real blurry. For instance, what might start out as an evening with your dude bros checking out a band at the new Dubliner locale may turn into a 4 a.m. romp with you and a busty barista (whose name you'll probably forget in the morning) taking three-for-ones at Capones.
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