Ten Ways You Know You're Too Old for This Club
8. "It's late."
Well, it's not early. And the club isn't going to be bumping at 7 p.m., ever, you old fart.
9. You know the owner, from high school.
And you dated his friend(s). You also know you're too aged for the club when all the promoters in the room over the age of 35 know your name. First and last.
10. People are wearing the same styles you wore when you first hit the club.
If you're wearing Ann Taylor, and the girl next to you is sporting the same cutoffs you snipped when you were 17, it's time for bed.
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