Ten Ways You Know You're Too Old for This Club
6. "There's nowhere to sit."
You and your old friend look around for a place to pop a squat, cringing from the volume. "Why don't they have anywhere to sit? Why can't we find a place to talk in here?" You whine loudly, but no one can hear, because they're busy busting out a twerk and licking up on each other.
7. The other females in the bathroom are talking about their college classes and you're worried about waking up late for work.
If this is the case, you're already a few drinks in. So you broke the seal before you realized that you're ancient and shouldn't be there. At this point, accept your late fate, bum a cigarette and do a line with your new college-aged pals. There's no such thing as old till the next morning.
You totally saw this in the theater.