The Six Worst Drug-Seekers You'll Meet at a Concert

Categories: Lists

Nate "Igor" Smith

The Walter White
He's dressed like a chemistry teacher: khaki slacks, a tucked in button down, practical sneakers. And when he taps you on the shoulder you think he's going to ask if you've seen his daughter.

But this man wants drugs. And he's going to use the most outdated jargon possible to get it.

"Hey, homey. Think I could snag a few doobs from ya' while I drop some dough on your noggin."

What? Did this old guy just try to buy drugs or threaten to sit on your face?

The Michael Jordan
"I've missed more than 9,000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."

Michael Jordan said that, and this guy takes that advice to heart. He will go up to everyone and ask for the hookup: you, your friends, roadies, security guards. I even think I saw him try to give ten bucks to a slow squirrel.

New Party Rules for Millennials
Top Five Things That Make New Kids on the Block's Donnie Wahlberg a Hipster

Sponsor Content

My Voice Nation Help

Now Trending

Miami Concert Tickets

From the Vault