Five Best Holiday Parties 2013: Broward and Palm Beach Counties
It's December, and we're still shvitzing in South Florida. Though Winter seems to have gotten lost on its way to this peninsula, the holidays have booked their flights, packed their bathing suits, and are coming to stress you the hell out. Everyone needs a break from their kinfolk during these mostly hateful, sort of loving, lots of drinking times.
It's a good thing then that this year, there are plenty of rocking and sexy ways to celebrate both Hanukkah and Christmas, and just plain old horniness. What follows are the five finest holiday blowouts Broward and Palm Beach counties have to offer in 2013.
1. XXXmas Lingerie Party
With Hard Richards, Speaking Volumes, Scar Of The Tropics, and Makeway.
8 p.m., Saturday, December 21, Propaganda, 6 South J Street, Lake Worth.
Entrance is $7. Show is 18 and older.
Call 561-547-7273, or visit facebook.com/PropagandaLakeWorth.
For eight long years, Eurotique has presented this annual holiday party for the horniest Christmas lovers. Girls who want to be objectified in their most lewd, bell-adorned ensembles get in free, and the first 30 of them get a toy from Santa at midnight. Maybe a Rudolph the red-nosed vibrator? Not funny, we know.
Gals have to do their darndest to look hot as an elf, or snow bunny, or just in holiday lingerie (guess there's a market for that?). How about a sensual Abominable Snowman for those who like a challenge? The lineup is stacked, like the guests, and happy hour from 8 to 10 will get you very toasty without a fire.