Top 20 Signs You've Spent Way Too Much Time in Lake Worth

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4. You've spent at least 30 minutes waiting line to use the stalls at Sneakers (or, equally, spent 30 minutes in the stall at Sneakers).

3. What you call your "Friday night jog" is, in reality, just you running away from loose dogs around K Street.

2. Off the top of your head, you know which bands are performing at the Speakeasy, Propaganda, AND Bamboo Room this weekend.

1. You have been 86'd from Harry's Banana Farm.



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Jeff
Jeff

I haven't done most of these things but I have seen Pedro's nuts and berries at Brogues.

welp
welp

is 20 about morgan and chris hahahaha

misterflorida2000
misterflorida2000

This is an article about people who have spent too much time in LW in the past 3 years. This is all new school stuff. When you can remember getting drinks at Rosies from bartenders who been awake for 2 or 3 days at a time during a coke binge, when you remember when Propaganda was a gay bar, when your alma mater was Peanut Butter and Jelly College, when you remember Echos dance club, and you remember hanging out at the Flea market after being drunk all weekend, that is when you know Lake Worth.    


fire.ant
fire.ant topcommenter

Brilliant and hilarious!

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