Top 20 Signs You've Spent Way Too Much Time in Lake Worth

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10. You boast that you saw Surfer Blood perform at the mysterious Club Sandwich back in the day.

9. You use Lake Worth's Street Painting Festival as a reminder that Valentine's Day is right around the corner.

8. Ninety-percent of your Facebook photos are at the Bryant Park seawall.

7. You really didn't like swamp-punk, but now you are a huge Everymen fan and even helped the fellas book a show at your hometown in the Midwest.

6. DJ HiGrade has bought you a PBR on a slow night at Propaganda after you shook off the embarrassment of being busted by bartender Sara for staring at her cleavage.

5. You've blacked out at Reggae Fest but are confident that you had a great time.


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5 comments
Jeff
Jeff

I haven't done most of these things but I have seen Pedro's nuts and berries at Brogues.

welp
welp

is 20 about morgan and chris hahahaha

misterflorida2000
misterflorida2000

This is an article about people who have spent too much time in LW in the past 3 years. This is all new school stuff. When you can remember getting drinks at Rosies from bartenders who been awake for 2 or 3 days at a time during a coke binge, when you remember when Propaganda was a gay bar, when your alma mater was Peanut Butter and Jelly College, when you remember Echos dance club, and you remember hanging out at the Flea market after being drunk all weekend, that is when you know Lake Worth.    


fire.ant
fire.ant topcommenter

Brilliant and hilarious!

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