Top Five Sexiest Halloween 2013 Hotspots
It's fine being sexy every day, but sometimes, it's a bit much. Like sexy breakfast with morning breath and eye snot? No thanks. However, things change around October 31. The slut shammers stop their hollering, and ladies and dudes hitch up their drawers to celebrate Halloween, the most sensual holiday.
Fishnets, boy shorts, pasties, corsets that push ta-tas up to chins or banana hammocks, body paint, and even dudes in mini skirts that can pass as belts: we can and will bare it all, not giving a flying "what" about what people think. So, in honor of the horny, we've put together a list of the five hottest Halloween spots. Just a warning: This isn't for the slightly prudish. Seriously, folks. Channel your inner sex god/goddess and get ready to let go.
5. Roof Top Resort
The only nudist hotel in South Florida is probably the steamiest spot to hit up this weekend. Not to mention, the website specifies that the undressed can grace the place with their naked behinds ("anywhere and everywhere"). The party may start on Halloween, but ends November 3rd, providing plenty of time to bare all your bits. Oddly, this party place is hosting a costume contest.
Halloween Decadence Weekend at Roof Top Resort. October 31 to November 3, 1215 North Ocean Dr., Hollywood. Call 954-925-0301, or visit rooftopresort.com
Michele Eve Does this make you horny, baby?
What's sexier than a swinger's club? A swinger's club during Halloween, of course!
Ghouls Gone Wild, 8 p.m., Wednesday, October 30, and Black Widow's Ball, 8 p.m. Thursday, October 31 at Trapeze, 5213 N. State Rd. 7, Fort Lauderdale. Call 954-730-8121, or visit trapezeclub.com.