Five Reasons We Should Forgive Lil Wayne

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Last February, Lil Wayne led a roomful of moronic lemmings in yelping "Fuck the Miami Heat!" all because his douchey antics had gotten him ejected from a game at the American Airlines Arena the week prior.

Weezy fucked up real good talking-trash his adopted city's beloved team. He might as well have shat on Burnie's furry chest! And while many places would let this one ride, South Florida never forgets and rarely forgives. Your abuela still talks about the Bay of Pigs, right?

Since then, the Heat ass-whooped the Spurs, Weezy endured many sizzurp-induced seizures, and he is again announcing retirement. It may be time to forgive tiny old Tunechi. We thinks the Weezy winds, they are 'a-changin'. Here are five reasons why forgiving him is the righteous thing to do.


5. You Already Love the Little Guy
Ever since "Lollipop" dropped, you've listened to Wayne daily, whether through the lyrics he ghostwrites for Nicki Minaj or Drake's parroting style. When you're twering at the club to that "Rich as Fuck" remix or screaming out "real G's move in silence like lasagna" when alone in the car, you can't possibly hate him that much. Might as well let him back into your hardened tropical heart. He's already kind of there.

Just promise not to buy I Am Not a Human Being VIII, ever.

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Shawn Weaver
Shawn Weaver

Cmon new times your better than this.. what is wrong with you people... did you not pay attention when you were tought right from wrong..or maybe you were not tought ...at all...your views do not represent what is right....wake up ...you are helping bring down are society....with your go with the crowd mentality.. let me put it this way .you have become the hot topic of punkrock...

Jferever Dilligaf Gonz
Jferever Dilligaf Gonz

ILL FORGIVE HIM WHEN HE STOP RAPING THE MUSIC AND SKATEBOARD INDUSTRY AS WELL AS THE REPUTATION OF REAL HOOD ASS NIGGAHS

Jessica Biela
Jessica Biela

Lil Whine. No thanks, he can watch at home... And stay there.

Alex Henderson
Alex Henderson

No, fuck this guy, he switches teams faster than bieber and is pussy

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