Ten Craziest Photos of Amanda Bynes

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One of the most fascinating people to watch this year is Amanda Bynes. Her total mental breakdown isn't funny, it confounds. Your brain takes some time to catch up with your eyes when looking at the selfies she posts online, all totally wasted and crooked-faced. "Could that really be the spunky, sweet-faced rebel in What a Girl Wants?" your eyes ask. Then your brain tries to piece together the similarities in features between the Amanda Bynes in your head and the one on the screen.

Not only are her photos mystifying, but so is her behavior. This past weekend, she randomly tweeted about how "fugly" Rihanna is, calling her a "dog" and claiming it was her crappy looks that made Chris Brown beat her. This seriously did happen.

But unlike Lindsay Lohan -- who also looks like one of the Housewives of Insanity -- Bynes seems fascinatingly entrenched in documenting her demise with pride on Twitter. We'd admire her candid "fuck you" to the world, but it's just too tragic. What follows are a few of Amanda Bynes' absolutely craziest photos on the web on which you can muse.

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10. In many of her Twitter pics, Amanda is covering one eye or blinking. It seems a sort of anime reference from other photos. But does she just have a wonky eye? This photo is by far the most mind-blowing of the bunch. She's actually trying to look like her idol, stripper Blac Chyna, and failing.

How could anyone look at this and not think, "wow, I look like the queen of crackheads," delete!? The irreversible path of destruction didn't begin with this photo, it continues with it.

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9. Though this shares some of the WTF with the first shot, it's got at least some direction. Like the blue lips are dumb, but she does look clear-eyed. Then the duckface lip-measuring, not sure why that's happening there. Finally, there's the weird diarrhea face with an eye that looks almost glued shut.

And all of this in a totally unglamorous red tee. She's gotta have some Nickelodeon money left to buy a shimmery tank or something. Now on to other things she should splurge on...

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6 comments
Beau Butger
Beau Butger

What the hell happened to this girl? Stardom as a child will mess you up. I feel awful for Justin Beiber.

Mechanesthesia
Mechanesthesia

This low-vibrational cyberbullying form of "entertainment" that is targeted to the lowest common denominator bothers me to no end.  The person that wrote this either had no other choice and had to make shit up as they went along to get hits, or they have no common sense or sense of humor.  Obviously this girl is rebelling against the constant publicity she always gets with "tongue-in-cheek" satirical poses that aren't in her best light and some other ones like the one with Al Gore is just her being eccentric and having an interesting sense of humor.  God forbid we are not some generic analphabetic drone living in a dumbed-down idiocratic society.  And the whole "wig" stunt, with anyone who has functioning eyes and saw the video was an obvious tactic to cover her face to avoid the media attention.  Are people going to really challenge our intelligence like we are that stupid?

Rachel R Levy Lewis
Rachel R Levy Lewis

Woah. Are you sure this is actually Amanda Bynes? I can't piece her face pieces together. Weird.

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