No one knew quite what to expect from the crowd at the first ever Tortuga Music Festival. Because of acts like Jake Owen and Eric Church there was no doubt the fans would be countrified. And since it was on the sands of Fort Lauderdale Beach, certainly some would be in bathing suits. What we didn't realize was how many boobs would come out for some daytime, oceanside tunes.
No, not "boobs" like dumbasses, but like actual breasts. Sure the fest took place on the beach, but man, there were more tatas busting out of bikini tops than you'd see on Las Olas at 1 a.m. And God bless those ladies, of all ages, who woke up, slapped on tiny fringed bikini tops, and said, let's Tortguga! Here are a few mamas who exemplify the term "self-acceptance" with their booby-ful fashions.
10. This lady simply embodies the vibe of the festival: sunburnt and smiling. She's like a carefree, Fort Lauderdale version of Juliette Barnes, but with her jugs out.
9. This gal's shirt insists there's a leetle too much excitable boobage going on out there on the sand. But her bikini says otherwise. "Calm Your Tits" is a phrase that also could be used around nursing moms and doctors pushing plastic surgery.