Ultra 2013 Slam Book: Best Bieber, Grossest Pervert, Weirdest Costume, and 13 More!

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Photo by Liz Tracy

16. Best Bieber
At first we thought: "Holy shit! That's Justin Bieber at Ultra! Wow! This is better than Madge's crash (and burn) last year!"

Alas! It was merely a cardboard likeness of our favorite pothead newbie. But for desperate Bieber fans like us, any Bieb'll do.

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14. Best Use of the Word Ratchet
He already sweated off the "t." 'Nuff said.

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13. Most Reasonable Request
This dude is asking not to get eaten? Come on, bro. You don't look that delicious.

If we were coming in from out of town, we'd ask the same of Miami. No one wants to go on spring break and come back faceless. But doesn't it seem a wee bit foolish to think a guy hungry for flesh would stop and read your shirt first? Just offer him hot sauce and consider this Ultra a bust.

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Bayfront Park

301 Biscayne Blvd., Miami, FL

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Klipsch Amphitheater at Bayfront Park

301 Biscayne Blvd., Miami, FL

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