3. Beastie Boys - "(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (To Party)"
"Personally speaking" says Butt Reynolds, "this is one of the most influentual music videos, taught me how to party and piss off my parents at the same time. " We listen to anyone who goes by the name Butt. You should too.
2. Dire Straits - "Money for Nothing"
"State of the art computer graphics and music before being PC was cool," they tell us. So cool.
1. Michael Jackson - "Thriller"
"Ummm, duh," seething sarcasm, "Michael Jackson was the king of music videos in the '80s, and 'Thriller' was at the top." The King of Pop makes a very un-burly appearance on this top of the list.
Hurly Burly Burlesque '80s Video Party, 9 p.m., March 22, at 5 Points Lounge, 2608 S. Federal Highway in Fort Lauderdale. Admission is $5; 21 and older.