Hurly Burly Burlesque Shares Its Favorite 1980s Videos

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Move over, bedazzled bodices, feather frocks, and rhinestone pasties. There's a new burlesque in town. And if you're thinking Hurly Burly Burlesque is anything like those muscly, baby-oil-slathered, overly tanned Chippendale's dudes, think again. What this gritty, bearded, tattooed and, well, fitness-disinclined band of burlyesque "dancers" brings is beyond your wildest, or furriest, dreams.

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This weekend, the boys are back at 5 Points Lounge to shamelessly mock the 1980s with a video party. Let's hope for a sensual rendition of "Love Bites" or perhaps a hair-swinging strip tease to "Every Rose Has Its Thorn." We'd be lying if we said weren't looking forward to a little of their sugar-pouring, Camero-humping, high-waisted denim-shorts-wearing strutting.

They'll project hours of '80s bangers, complemented by a slew of half nekkid dudes. In honor of this flashback ("Flashdance," anyone?) Friday-night party, we asked the Hurly Burly-ers to give us their top five fave 1980s music videos, which, we're told, may or may not be part of their routine. 
5. Weird Al - "Ricky"
"Seriously," the Hurlys told us, "this was just going to be a list of Weird Al videos, but we wanted to give other artist a chance to shine." So enjoy some vintage Weird Al goodness.

4. A-Ha - "Take on Me" 
"Music videos get artsy, and kinda creepy,
" the boys said of this classic. Creepy, yes. We and everyone we know have also been guilty of a drunken singalong to this guy.



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The following is the thread in it's entirety. Only the last names have been shorten to ensure privacy of 3rd party participants. This is not meant to condone or condemn the actions of any participants. It is merely to provide context to those with outside perspectives. Please be warned that the following does contain adult language, topics and material that may be found offensive.  


Timmy F.

March 1 at 10:43pm in Lake Worth · 

Someties you find your people — with Garrett B. and Jessie P. at Harry's Banana FARM.



Ryan M:  Ummmmm. Who's Jessie p??

March 2 at 1:44am


Timmy F:  Idk, some skirt.

March 2 at 2:17am


Jessie P:  Wow .. Fuck you too turd. Hate you. DTBBFBFFMPP

March 3 at 3:23pm


Garrett B:  Jessie P, you're a woman, it's not like you have a personality or anything

March 3 at 3:38pm


Jessie P:  Hate you too Garrett B .. The only issue with my personality is that I'm a poor judge of character because I'm alright with hangin out with you fucks

March 3 at 3:43pm


Ana R:  wow sexism is so funny when you're a white male! how witty and original if you forget about the history of humankind... yay! hilarious! joke's on us women again! and YOU don't have to deal with it everyday nor worry about rape nor any of the consecuenses of propagating sexism and belittleing women... enjoy your fun boys...its still one out of three raped for us women and domestic violence is still off the charts... go ahead and keep joking about it cus its fucking hilarious. TELL me its just a joke and i need to get a sense of humor, I fucking DARE you. Fucking ASSHOLES.

March 3 at 3:49pm


Billy H:  I'm only commenting so I can see responses. I don't actually care.

March 3 at 3:57pm


Sarah M:  Wait, did someone say that men don't have to worry about rape? Because I'm pretty sure they do also, even if it may not be in the numbers we see in women. I think that was about as sexist as the joke at hand here.

March 3 at 4:02pm 


Sarah M:  Also, men aren't a victim of sexism just like women? They don't deal with it every day either? The point is, I get it, and would consider my self a feminist to the core. But you are making a terrible impression when you are letting your feelings and emotions take over a very serious issue to the point where you forget to focus on all sexes... and focus on one.

March 3 at 4:05pm


Jessie P: Timmy F Garrett B .... Look.. Look what you did.

March 3 at 4:12pm


Garrett B:  Timmy F, Jessie P, and myself are three consenting adults who like to hang out and poke fun at each other. We have done it on several occasions and I'm pretty sure we have enough respect and maturity that if one of us was offended by the other to look at that person and say enough is enough. How this turned into a soapbox is beyond me.

March 3 at 4:16pm


Billy H:  JOKES AREN'T FUCKING FUNNY! NO FREEDOM OF SPEECH! I IS OFFENDED.

March 3 at 4:17pm


Jessie P:  I love Facebook shitstorms ..

March 3 at 4:24pm


Timmy F:  ana, not everything is a giant attack on womanhood. we joke around w each other because we're adults and we understand that none of these comments are serious. if you keep taking offense, i think you should stop communicating with me by facebook. i don't appreciate your high-horse bullshit, especially since you know that in person and practice i support everyone's individual right to be themselves with no consequence or blow back. i love you, friend, but you need to dial it back a bit. i never type anything serious on facebook because it's FACEBOOK!

March 3 at 4:24pm


Timmy F:  additionally, Ana, don't preach to me about my misogyny: i hate both genders the same. i hate EVERYTHING the same. it's my great equalizer.

March 3 at 4:28pm


Sarah M:  Equal opportunity hater.

March 3 at 4:29pm


Timmy F:  exactly. ask anyone who knows me. i hate all of existence, just a smidgen less than i hate myself. it's one of my superpowers.

March 3 at 4:31pm


Timmy F:  Jessie P, this is all your fault. because you're a woman.

March 3 at 4:35pm


Timmy F:  hispanic women are the root of all evil...

March 3 at 4:35pm


Timmy F:  FLAME WAR!!!!!

March 3 at 4:35pm


Billy H:  Timmy tried to slip something in my drink..... his dick.

March 3 at 4:39pm


Timmy F:  btw, the funny thing here is that the three people who were actually originally involved in this conversation did not take offense to anything said, because we're all real adult human beings with senses of humor. it took a fucking psychotic to blow this up. goddamned hippies ruin everything.

March 3 at 4:45pm


Ryan M:  ...Soooooo anyways....who's this Jessie girl again??

March 3 at 6:18pm


Timmy F:  My buddy, shitknuckes aka bffdtbbfmpp

March 3 at 6:27pm


Jessie P:  Bffdtbbfmppdtr

March 4 at 12:05am



danluby
danluby

@hahahahahahhahahahaha 

let's burn these racists garbage! Follow me @DanLuby1 on Twitter, so we can take down this well oiled mahine!

hatesop
hatesop

Any self respecting Christian should be appalled at these hairy, disgusting filthy men!  Especially with those off color jokes.  When He comes back to judge us, maybe they'll clean up their acts.

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The Hurly Burly troupe leader is racists and sexist and i don't think he has any business in burlesque...i found rape jokes, racists jokes on his facebook and when my friend told him she was offended he became more offensive and made more rape jokes...These men have no business in a WOMANS art form-they are incappable of respecting it! Do what you want in your every day life but if you are trying to be a part of an age old womans art form you might want to watch your tongue. Heres 2 of the jokes directly copied from facebook- Timmy Fine hispanic women are the root of all evil...
March 3 at 4:35pm · Like



  and Timmy Fine So a little girl & a child molester are walking into the woods & the little girl looks up at the child molester & says "it's dark, i'm scared" & the child molester looks down at the little girl & says "you're scared, shit-i gotta walk back by myself!"
Monday at 10:23am via mobile · Like · 3



 and my all time fave!!! Kenneth Colin Hays "How many 9/11's does it take to rape a dead baby in the ass?"
Monday at 11:55am via mobile · Like · 3Timmy Fine Is the answer "mohammed"?
Monday at 12:16pm via mobile · Like

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Ana  R:  wow you're too cool and too adult for me.. i'll be happy to stop facebook interactions with you clusterfuck.You say rape jokes, you make sexist and belittleing jokes about women ALL the time and i've called you out in person and otherwise. If you ever wanna have a conversat ion in person about this shit and/or your treatment of women in general i still have feedback for you.

March 4 at 8:41am


Billy H:  ^are you for hire? I want you for my birthday. Something tells me you know how to get a crowd going.

March 4 at 8:43am


Kenneth H:  I guess "sometimes you don't find your people" too.

March 4 at 9:34am


Ana R:  billy, i'm the funnest mutherfucker i know..i just dont think sexism, racism,rape or other people's oppression is funny. My point is that as a dude its very convenient to think sexism is funny even when those at the butt of the joke are obviously not having fun.I'm not the only woman who's been mentioning this shit to Tim. Sometime. you don't find your people too haha now that's funny

March 4 at 9:51am


Timmy F:  I want none of your feedback. I'm pretty clear on your position: you are no fun on this subject and you take shit WAY too seriously.

March 4 at 10:07am


Jessie P:  I'm obviously having fun... All the goddamn time

March 4 at 10:08am


Billy H:  So.... you do birthday parties?

March 4 at 10:08am


Timmy F:  Ps, i obviously love sexism, rape & oppression because i'm always doing that stuff in my daily life. Also, clubbing baby seals & cannibalizing orphans.

March 4 at 10:09am


Billy H:  We talked about orphans Saturday.

March 4 at 10:10am


Jessie P:  So Timmy Fine, I got this baby, and I'm real hungry. But I can't finish it alone..

March 4 at 10:10am


Kenneth H:  We talked about orphans A LOT Saturday.

March 4 at 10:11am


Billy H:  Don't rape it. Eat it.

March 4 at 10:12am


Timmy F:  i am consistant with my conversations. also, i officially love this thread like a child. Thanks, guys!

March 4 at 10:12am


Jessie P:  Rape it, then eat it..

March 4 at 10:13am


Timmy F:  Only if it bleeds

March 4 at 10:14am


Jessie P:  And then make a joke about it.

March 4 at 10:14am


Billy H:  Guys I'm uncomfortable. I think I should be able to limit your freedom of speech to accommodate my inability to not associate with people who make these jokes. Please, don't joke about things that offend anybody, ever. Lets just sit in silence.

March 4 at 10:15am


Timmy F:  ...

March 4 at 10:16am


Timmy F:  All this talk about objectifying women makes me want to hit the strip club...any joiners?

March 4 at 10:18am


Billy H:  Only if they're also part time sex workers.

March 4 at 10:19am


Jessie P:  Joining

March 4 at 10:19am


Billy H:  Wanna hear a non offensive joke?

March 4 at 10:19am


Timmy F:  Yup

March 4 at 10:19am


Jessie P:  Nope

March 4 at 10:19am


Jessie P:  Alright fine

March 4 at 10:20am


Timmy F:  Alright P

March 4 at 10:20am


Billy H:  So a retarder rapist walks into an abortion clinic and punches a fat girl in the cunt..... something else happens, and fuck minorities.

March 4 at 10:21am


Jessie P:  I fuckin love you Tim

March 4 at 10:21am


Billy H:  Retarded* fuck.

March 4 at 10:21am


Jessie P:  I like "retarder" better

March 4 at 10:22am


Billy H:  My errors keep me humble. That and my baby penis. That I force into women.

March 4 at 10:23am


Billy H: Felice R [girlfriend]is my favorite to rape. She loves it.

March 4 at 10:23am


Timmy F:  So a little girl & a child molester are walking into the woods & the little girl looks up at the child molester & says "it's dark, i'm scared" & the child molester looks down at the little girl & says "you're scared, shit-i gotta walk back by myself!"

March 4 at 10:23am


Billy H: Ha!

March 4 at 10:24am


Garrett B:  Best joke Sarah Silverman ever told.

March 4 at 10:25am


Billy H:  I love how there was zero rape on this thread until it was said that there was rape.

March 4 at 10:26am


Timmy F: I had that shit way before sarah silverman & we didn't get really inappropriate about anything until someone accused us of being inappropriate.

March 4 at 10:59am


Kenneth H: "How many 9/11's does it take to rape a dead baby in the ass?"

March 4 at 11:55am


Timmy Fine: Is the answer "mohammed"?

March 4 at 12:16pm


Kenneth H: The more offensive the answer the better the joke.

March 4 at 12:

RootOfAllEvil
RootOfAllEvil

@hahahahahahhahahahaha 

Am I to understand that men cannot be prostitutes because it is a woman's age old business and/or medium of expression? (Some people just love being paid to screw and pride themselves on their skills, making it their own personal art form). Or men can't care for children and manage the household because it's historically and conventionally female? By your logic, I can't be president, or a professional hockey player, or a philosopher because I'm a woman and those are, -historically-, all male positions. 

Yeah.. who exactly is the sexist? 

I've seen the show. If anyone is getting debased and sexualized it's these hard working men taking their clothes off for my dirty, dirty money. 

I'm offended like your friend. I'm offended by your poor spelling and grammar skills, and also by your highly illogical thought process and your inability to examine context clues. Because of this I'd like to ask that you remove your text, which offends me, and please remove your brain, which also offends me. I'm just trying to get by on the internet by asking everyone else to be exactly like me, instead of going on with my life and ignoring comments that are obviously meant to be comical. I just want to live peacefully and unchallenged while browsing kitty pictures and recipes on my facebook feed. 

Y U SO RACISTS HRLY BRLY?!  



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