Drake's 50K Strip Club Spree, and Five Better Ways He Could Have Spent the Cash
|Drake doesn't just have "Money to Blow..." He's got a lot of money to blow!|
Apparently Drizzy and his posse rolled in with a cardboard box loaded with dough.
And then proceeded to make it rain. Profusely. Like, Old Testament-flood style.
As post-Enlightenment secular humanists, we can't help but feel like he could have used the money a little more wisely. So, here are five better ways that drake could have spent 50K, instead of on lap dances.
5. Drake Could Have Saved the Music
Every dollar that a stripper clasps with her quaking, clapping mammoth ass-cheeks is another dollar that doesn't go toward teaching Tiny Tim how to become the next Drake. Somebody buy that little git a melodica or something already.
4. Drake Could Have Paid His Lawyers
You tryin' to tell us the lawsuit the CMYM star is embroiled in against pop-rap-R&B peer Chris Brown is cheap? 'Cause we're almost certain it costs at least the price of 30 minutes in VIP.