Ten Things That Will Get You Laid on Spring Break

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6. I Pooped Today
Few things are as sexy as a healthy metabolism. Ladies love flatulence, and men like to know she's regular. Express your glowing enthusiasm for the mundane with this T-shirt. Share your accomplishments with the world. We guarantee they will be extremely impressed and possibly turned on.

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5. Cool Story Bro Jerseys
Without the comma, you could be confused for a Bro that tells Cool Stories. Rad! Be that guy! Tell us all about Bonnaroo or that triathlon you just ran. Then tell the story again!

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