6. Janet Jackson - "What Have You Done For Me Lately"
The question is, Janet, what have you done for yourself lately? Maybe everything, if your boyfriend's a total piece of lazy poo. Play this song if you want to make it clear to your partner that they're useless. "No Scrubs" is also acceptable in this song's stead.
5. Enrique Iglesias - "Escape"
If you really want to creep out your significant other, tell them that they can never escape your love, no matter where they run or hide. That, or do your own post-coital version of the weird, constipated, yelping at the end of this Iglesias classic.
4. Black Eyed Peas - "My Humps"
Remember when this song was hot? Neither do we. What we do remember is the last time anyone wanted to get love-drunk off of Fergie's lumps: Never.