Pool Party's Creep Guirdo Admits "Crocs Are Shoes," Releases New Seven-Inch

And what was the work behind the single and the CD? What labels were involved in the transaction?

Initially, there were no labels behind it. We put all of the money we made from sweating topless on stages into a pile and went into the studio. 

Those sweaty dollars turned into the 12 hits on the CD. Brandon from Mooster Records in Chicago is on a winning streak right now, so we put some more of our flesh-and-bone money into a pile with his cash and co-released these things.

"Pool Party Party"

You guys have already had a chart-topping greatest-hits album put out by the now-defunct Livid Records; is that disc still available, and if so, where? Moreover, is the Pool Party that destroyed horses, Scandinavia, and hymens at large the same danger dudes who are willing to defile our youth in 2013?

That CD is available from us, Mooster Records, and the internet. We are the same teenagers we've been since we met in 2001. What we did to those horses was unintentional; we thought we were raising money to get them houses, not to get them in slaughterhouses. Regarding Scandinavia and those hymens, our P.O. Box is flooded with thank-you notes.

Where do you guys keep your Emmy refusal slips?

We don't keep shit -- we didn't pick up our 2009 Grammy for Best Use of Flanger, and we're certainly not picking up 2013's for Best Original Sexy Record of the Year.

Is there any truth to the rumors of a "tell all" book ghost-written by Stephen King's love child Dean Koontz in the works?

A little bit; it's a collaboration between us and King. We do tell our all, but it is the sequel to The Langoliers, and it is going to be a straight-to-YouTube, made-for-TV movie.

What is next for Pool Party? Are Kendall and Lake Worth places you'd like to lay siege unto? Or just lay into?

We're doing the show with the Queers, Teenage Bottlerocket, and Masked Intruder at Churchill's Friday; after, we'll probably record a few more seven-inches and head to California in the summer. Anytime we do anything in Kendall or Lake Worth, it's because of by accident or getting lost because Hand Gloveless can't read the map because he doesn't know how to read.

To close on a positive note, imagine this, or just stare into my eyes: I'm a 35-year-old bald, heterosexual and pudgy guy. What advice do you have for a person of my "caliber" when it comes to the ladies?

Son, all you have to do is stare into the lady's eyes with the same soulless stare you are using on me. I want to be a lady for you right now.

You can purchase the CD and seven-inch from iTunes here or from Mooster Records here.

The Queers, Teenage Bottlerocket, and Masked Intruder featuring Pool Party at 8 p.m. on Friday, February 22 at Churchill's, 5501 NE Second Ave., Miami. Tickets cost $12 in advance online at Slammie.MusicToday.com and by phone at 800-594-TIXX, $15 at the door. Call 305-757-1807, or visit churchillspub.com.

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Churchill's Pub

5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami, FL

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