Nicki Minaj Has a Comic Book?! Ten Better Musician Superhero Suggestions

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6. It's Britney, Bitch
Superpowers: Wields umbrellas with deadly force. Fits of unstoppable rage when bald.
Arch-Nemesis: Other former Mousketeers.
Origin Story: Created from a highly unstable form of steel from another dimension, Ms. Spears is a master of deception and disguise. Highly volatile and confoundedly enduring, the starlet uses her nasally voice to disorient her enemies.

5. G-Unit
Superpowers: Immune to bullets and can disappear without a trace.
Arch-Nemesis: Ninja sect of the Hasidic mafia, AKA the Jujitsu G-Jews.
Origin Story: Set shortly after the events of the videogame 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand. After defeating the terrorists in the Middle East and recovering a diamond- and pearl-encrusted human skill, G-Unit discovers that the skull has magical powers. They gained the gift of immortality. Now the rapper superheroes are set of to fight crime, though they met their match in the mystical Hasidic ninja mafia. Who will win? The fate of the planet hangs in the balance.

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