Britney Spears' Secret Valentine: Five Scandalous Suspects
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This is not the first time Spears has gone the anonymous route to find love. Remember, Kevin Federline built a brand around being ex-Mr. Britney Spears.
Everyone is speculating about this mysterious loverman. And none of Britney's reps are returning phone calls.
So we are left to speculate wildly about this bro's identity. Check it.
While this is the least likely candidate -- Britney doesn't really do drugs like she used to -- it's not completely unheard of for someone to fall off the wagon and into love with their pusherman.
Or maybe it's someone she met at NA and/or Church and/or Scientologist Illuminati functions and/or rituals?